Cruel and Unusual Punishment...

I am not sure if it's because I wake up so early or that I didn't eat my veggies, but today mom and nini took me to a place where they did unspeakable things to me. Sure it was inviting when I first got there. They had a train set for me, a play set with a slide and even suckers...but what happened next still sends shivers down my spine. A lady strapped me down, put a cape around my neck and came at me with a sharp object. I kept tugging on the cape yelling "tuck!" (stuck) but it seemed as if no one cared. Despite the candy and the Elmo tape they let me watch I fought like a champ...both mom and I were sweating when the horror ended! Although I recovered fairly quickly after it was over, mom is the one who said she wouldn't be going back for a LONG time! Corbin 1 mom 0...